I could write about Xavier University in Ohio dropping birth control coverage  for its employees. Or the pope chastising priests  who support women's ordination. Or about the Vicki Kennedy graduation speech controversy .
But I've done enough penance this Lent. Instead, I'll share this "Opening Day Genesis" reading by Glenn Birkemeier from McSweeney's for Opening Day, which I learned about from a fellow Catholic press colleague. If "And God said, Let there be light beer" doesn't make you smile, I can't help you.
Read the rest here . Go Cubs!