Memo to Parish Christmas Committees

In keeping with the latest scholarship by Pope Benedict XVI, please make the following amendment with regard to a familiar Carol:

In place of the original two lines, kindly substitute:

"Hark the Herald Angels Speak

Request a complimentary sample of our award-winning newspaper.

Sounding like a Chorus-Greek"

Continue in the traditional manner.


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