The driving, castanet rhythm of the spoons subsides. The video goes black. Words appear and slowly scroll upward: In 1986, Jimmy Spoon Man Cruise became the first American to play spoons in the Soviet Union. How do you think Gorbachev got that spot on his head? In truth, Mr. Cruise has no clue if Gorbachev, who was in the audience, liked the young Americans rock n roll spoons, but the Moscow press did. And ever since, Mr. Cruise has been making his living playing his ... utensils.
How did this begin?
I wanted drums. I fell in love with music when I was 9, and the spoons ended up becoming my imaginary drum set.
How did you learn?
Both my grandpas played; Im from Michigan. But mainly Ive taught myself.
Whats the history of spoon-playing?
Well, it was the ancient Egyptians who came up with formal utensils, and ever since there have been utensils, people have been clacking them together.
You played for Mary Ann from Gilligans Island and a string of other celebs. How have they reacted?
John Davidson tried to play. Luckily I had trainer spoons with me; anybody can play those. President Ford just kind of looked at me like, What are you doing?
When you performed in Moscow, you were part of a variety show?
I was one of the novelty acts. Musicians, gymnasts, baton twirlers, me.
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So how does it feel to be a novelty?
Well, it gives me a certain niche, but on the other hand, it scares people away. If I try to book myself as a comedian, people can relate to that. When you say spoon player, most people think of an old guy sitting in a chair.
So what do you put as occupation on your income tax form?
Whats the connection between your career and your faith?
Ive been playing for 20 years. Im married with five children and a mortgage, and I support my family by playing the spoons. If thats not a testimony to Christ, I dont know what is.
You sometimes use your performances in Catholic schools to talk about Eucharist or other sacraments. Is there something almost sacramental about transforming such a plain, everyday object as a spoon into music?
People have asked me, Why dont you put together electric spoons, something like that? I could, but that takes away from the simplicity. Everybody can relate to a spoon, and thats what makes it somewhat magical. Its just two spoons. Thats it. [Pause.] Although I also play forks, knives and pie servers.
Is Cruise a stage name?
Krzewski is my real name. Im a Polish spoons player. I only wish I could have played for Pope John Paul II.
Has it ever been hard to muster the energy to perform?
My daughter had a tumor on her kidney when she was 6. That was a trying time for me, seeing all these healthy kids, and my daughters in the hospital bald, and Ive got to wear a happy face. But we saw Christ in peoples kindness, and now I feel more confident in life, that the Lord is always going to be there.
You pray before every performance. What do you ask the Holy Spirit?
Make me an instrument.
National Catholic Reporter October 3, 2008